tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35342641585607857562012-02-07T11:34:30.997-08:00LifeHuldanoreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3534264158560785756.post-10151579020665861222009-02-19T11:55:00.000-08:002009-02-19T12:03:46.177-08:00A snippet from a conversation between two staff members at Goodwill yesterday.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Guy 1</span>: Yeah, so I have to be at court tomorrow.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Guy 2</span>: Oh yeah?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Guy 1</span>: Yeah, I got caught in Lafayette but my buddies got caught in Indianapolis so we don't go to the same court.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Guy 2</span>: Oh right. Say, how long do you have to work here each day?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Guy 1</span>: Well I'm pulling a 12 hours shift today but you can pretty much just come in whenever you wake up in the morning.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Guy 2</span>: Oh right.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qb5NeCwYOpI/SZ27ErHXY_I/AAAAAAAAALw/NVzf5bsV3KA/s1600-h/Cos_021_Gil_Elvgren_The_Verdict_was__Wow.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qb5NeCwYOpI/SZ27ErHXY_I/AAAAAAAAALw/NVzf5bsV3KA/s320/Cos_021_Gil_Elvgren_The_Verdict_was__Wow.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304601625079800818" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3534264158560785756-1015157902066586122?l=huldabloggar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Huldanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3534264158560785756.post-79356238348981043522009-02-18T12:14:00.000-08:002009-02-18T20:14:57.094-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Post office guy</span>: I love your sweater, where did you get it?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Me</span>: My mom made it for me.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Post office guy</span>: Man, you're lucky. I've been looking for a sweater like that for my wife but they range from $200 - $1000.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Me</span>: Wow!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Post office guy:</span> Yeah I know. My wife went to Iceland when she was in high school and got a sweater like that and it was her favorite sweater of all time. So I wanted to give her a new one.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Me:</span> Does your wife knit?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Post office guy:</span> No, but my daughter knits.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Me:</span> You should definitely get your daughter to knit your wife a sweater like this. It's both cheaper and more personal.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Post office guy: </span>Or I could barter with you for your sweater in exchange for some postage?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Me</span>: Not happening dude, not happening.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qb5NeCwYOpI/SZxtq02tDII/AAAAAAAAALo/9KtWy7ju_8s/s1600-h/lopi+%28Small%29.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 178px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qb5NeCwYOpI/SZxtq02tDII/AAAAAAAAALo/9KtWy7ju_8s/s320/lopi+%28Small%29.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304235043645623426" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3534264158560785756-7935623834898104352?l=huldabloggar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Huldanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3534264158560785756.post-898258977747408172009-02-17T11:14:00.000-08:002009-02-17T11:25:25.701-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Walmart guy</span>: Why are you getting goldfish? They're boring and poop too much!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Me</span>: Because they're orange and 28 cents a piece.<br /><br />I guess my selection of fish aren't interesting to a random guy in Walmart, I'm devastated...NOT. Mind your own beeswax, sheesh.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qb5NeCwYOpI/SZsPFDH8qdI/AAAAAAAAALg/8nSd55ro0ug/s1600-h/92-5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qb5NeCwYOpI/SZsPFDH8qdI/AAAAAAAAALg/8nSd55ro0ug/s320/92-5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303849565571295698" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3534264158560785756-89825897774740817?l=huldabloggar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Huldanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3534264158560785756.post-64091839969107075822009-02-15T13:59:00.000-08:002009-02-15T14:17:08.506-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">3 new fish in the fish tank, they're small red orange gold fish. Their names are Ripp, Rapp, and Rupp.<br /><br />The other fish seem to be leaving them alone, which is good, I thought maybe they'd just end up as food for the big guys.<br /><br />Finally, some more color in the tank, the black and white was getting boring.<br /><br /></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qb5NeCwYOpI/SZiURBZ6ySI/AAAAAAAAALY/tboj3xp8NSY/s1600-h/goldfish.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 247px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qb5NeCwYOpI/SZiURBZ6ySI/AAAAAAAAALY/tboj3xp8NSY/s320/goldfish.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303151581384591650" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3534264158560785756-6409183996910707582?l=huldabloggar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Huldanoreply@blogger.com0