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A snippet from a conversation between two staff members at Goodwill yesterday.

Guy 1: Yeah, so I have to be at court tomorrow.

Guy 2: Oh yeah?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got caught in Lafayette but my buddies got caught in Indianapolis so we don't go to the same court.

Guy 2: Oh right. Say, how long do you have to work here each day?

Guy 1: Well I'm pulling a 12 hours shift today but you can pretty much just come in whenever you wake up in the morning.

Guy 2: Oh right.

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Post office guy: I love your sweater, where did you get it?

Me: My mom made it for me.

Post office guy: Man, you're lucky. I've been looking for a sweater like that for my wife but they range from $200 - $1000.

Me: Wow!

Post office guy: Yeah I know. My wife went to Iceland when she was in high school and got a sweater like that and it was her favorite sweater of all time. So I wanted to give her a new one.

Me: Does your wife knit?

Post office guy: No, but my daughter knits.

Me: You should definitely get your daughter to knit your wife a sweater like this. It's both cheaper and more personal.

Post office guy: Or I could barter with you for your sweater in exchange for some postage?

Me: Not happening dude, not happening.

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Walmart guy: Why are you getting goldfish? They're boring and poop too much!

Me: Because they're orange and 28 cents a piece.

I guess my selection of fish aren't interesting to a random guy in Walmart, I'm devastated...NOT. Mind your own beeswax, sheesh.

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3 new fish in the fish tank, they're small red orange gold fish. Their names are Ripp, Rapp, and Rupp.

The other fish seem to be leaving them alone, which is good, I thought maybe they'd just end up as food for the big guys.

Finally, some more color in the tank, the black and white was getting boring.